Comedian. Writer. Biped.

I am available as a writer of jokes for... well, not the highest bidder; that would be a ridiculous system. If you'd like some jokes or sketches writing, or perhaps a script punched up, it's probably best that we arrange it formally in a way that's mutually beneficial, rather than get involved in some ill-thought-out auction. If it helps, here are some of the things I've written for.


Dave Gorman's Modern Life Is Goodish (LIberty Bell/Avalon for Dave [the channel. And the Gorman, in a way, but in this instance I meant the channel])

Have I Got News For You (BBC)

Bluestone 42 (in a script editor/'additional material' capacity)

Mock The Week (for various contestants) (BBC2)

8 Out Of 10 Cats (Endemol for Channel 4)

The Secret Policeman's Ball

Saturday Live Again

The Late Edition (BBC4)

Rude Tube (Channel 4)

The Dame Edna Treatment (Tiger Aspect)

Lip Service (Tiger Aspect)

Comedy Cuts (ITV)




The Brig Society

Armando Iannuci's Charm Offensive


The Now Show

Never Seen Star Wars

The Castle

Tonight with Rory Bremner

Bremner's One Question Quiz

Skeptic Tank



The Atheist's Guide To Christmas - click to read my contribution

New Humanist